WE COME IN PEACE (a message to Steven Greenstreet)

Steven,

I'm sure that you have already gathered that the above photo is of me (Jack Tripper) and my crazy sidekick (The Manager in Charge).

We have heard from an inside source that this blog has caused you much frustration, mental anguish and pain. We are aware that you even consider this an "anti-greenstreet" blog. Nothing could be further from the truth. We do not wish to cause you pain in any way. Therefore we will agree to take this blog down ...... IF...... you will put the hot tub video back on your site and leave it there for one month's time.

That's the deal...... No bargains.

Jack Tripper
&
The Manager in Charge

ZANY NEW BLOG!

There's a new blog on the block! And it's Zany as all get out!

Click here to check it out!

An Apology

We were sent a rather interesting photo yesterday. We posted it but soon realized that we had likely crossed some sort of line. We have now removed the picture and we apologize to those whose feelings we may have hurt. In the future we will try to always maintain a "family friendly" tone on this blog.

"Mr. Hooper", we thank you for your photo and apologize that we felt it neccessary to remove it.

Good luck to you and yours!

Jack

ELDER CALLE VERDE: A REBEL WITHOUT A CLUE

(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

Listen up folks, this news is HOT, SO HOT ... it's SMOKIN' HOT!

Elder Calle Verde is on a new mission - A mission to break ALL the rules!

There have been reports that Calle Verde has broken the follwing mission rules:

He's grown his hair out past his collar, He's going out to dance clubs ALONE without his companion, he's hangin' out in HOT TUBS with camcorders and he's SMOKING "Grand Prix Cigarettes!"

When it comes time to prove to the world that you are no "GOODIE 2 SHOES", nothing says "REBEL" like the rich smooth flavor of "Grand Prix Cigarettes".

"Grand Prix Cigarettes" Aren't you worth it?


If you thought Elder Calle Verde was rebelious, get a load of these rebels:

click here if you are a rebel

Oh just in case you were wondering what the outcome of our online poll was, "WALL-EYE" won by a landslide.

"LAZY-EYE" or "WALL-EYE"? ..... YOU DECIDE!

(photos courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

There have been reports of Mr. Greenstreet having either a "lazy-eye" or a "wall-eye". We at stevengreenstreet.blogspot.com are not sure which it is - the "lazy-eye" or the "wall-eye". However, we will not sit idly by, we will get to the bottom of this most important matter and report our findings to our readers. "What can you do about?" You ask yourself. We're glad you asked. Simply examine these photos and participate in our online poll.

Thank you for your participation.

Note: The "lazy-eye" has the tendency to drift while the "wall-eye" for the most part stays put, yet slightly askew. Hence the name “wall-eye.” Click on the photo to view a larger version before casting your vote.

Chinese Youth Milk Consumption is on the Rise!

(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

WHERE, OH WHERE HAS THE HOT TUB VIDEO GONE?

It appears that Steven Greenstreet has removed his now infamous HOT TUB VIDEO from his website!

Stay tuned as Steven Greenstreet continues to behave in puppet-like fashion.

HOT TUB, THE MOVIE

THIS IS A COMMENT WE RECEIVED TODAY. I FOUND IT VERY THOUGHT PROVOKING. IT'S IN REGARDS TO "HOT TUB" STARRING STEVEN GREENSTREET.

Harper said...

"Steven is a serious filmmaker, and likely has a serious explanation. Can't you fools see his genius? He is a method actor, and is likely doing a project about Macaulay Culkin's early years. This is a very convincing recreation of the scene in Home Alone when Kevin (Macaulay's character) is in the bath tub. And the fact that he is smoking, well, I don't know what that is all about, but you know how those kid actors can be rebellious. Steven is a smart business man to capitalize on the fact that he is a dead ringer for young Macaulay."

click here to watch "HOT TUB"

Then scroll down to "Hot Tub"

SUNDANCE FILM FESTIVAL 2006

(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

While REAL FILMMAKERS and STARS were trying to avoid having their pictures taken, Steven was busy taking pictures of HIMSELF.

SMALL MAN, BIG MOUTH

(photo courtesy of thisdividedstate.blogspot.com)

Is the boy on the left a little on the short side, or is the man on the right standing on stilts?